responding to chain-mail

zenstar: didn't think i'd send mail back, didja?

ironically, i'm at work, and i'm most definitely not bored. but seeing as i've already wasted time reading this, i guess i'll just have to respond.

> 1. What is your full name now?

Biggus Dickus. No, it's not a joke name.

> 2. What colour pants are you wearing now?

my brown-green uniform pants.

> 3. What are you listening to right now?

the sound of silence as pandora ponders (low bandwidth in this office) what to play next.

> 4. What was the last thing you ate?

weird cat-meat in a pastry.

> 5. Do you wish on stars?

ummm... britney spears. i wish doom upon britney spears.

> 6. If you were a crayon, which colour would you be?

silver. with the wrapping sliding off and stained fingers.

> 7. How is the weather right now?

annoying.

> 8. Who's the last person you spoke to on the phone?

the kid.

> 9. Do you like the person who sent this to you?

yeah. and his girlfriend too. up for a good time?

> What happened to question 10?

suicide.

> 10. (b) How old are you today?

almost 26. hear that? *rubs thumb and forefinger together*
that's the sound of the world's smallest violin playing boo-hoo-fucking-hoo in c minor.

> 11. Favorite drink?

bitter lemon.

> 12. Favorite sport?

rollerblading, volleyball. number one is bedsport, i guess. whose isn't?

> 13. Hair colour?

fast-greying brown.

> 14. Siblings?

3: sister brother sister me (laatlammetjie)

> 15. Favorite food?

sushi. anything with tentacles.

> 16. What was the last movie you watched?

the sixth sense. it just came on by itself.

> 17. Favorite day of the year?

the day i arrive in cape town.

> 18. What was your favorite toy as a child?

thundertank. and then i lost it in a stupid bet. i suck.

> 19. Summer or winter?

neither (israel). or both (south africa).

> 20. Hugs or kisses?

damn. hugs.

> 21. Chocolate or Vanilla?

chocolate. always. hands down. i'm desperate: gimme!

> 22. Do you want your friends to email you back?

good heavens, no.

> 23. Who is most likely to respond?

i don't actually expect any response to this.

> 24. Who is least likely to respond?

ditto.

> 25. Living arrangements?

nope.

> 26. When was the last time you cried?

it has been a while. i'm guessing a really good movie. nothing else tends to move me.

> 27. What is under your bed?

a wall. my bed is vertical, i'm sleeping on somebody else's futon. so i assume there's carpet underneath.

> 28. Who is the friend you have known the longest?

"dirk diggler", a friend since we were 2.5 years old.

> 29. What did you do last night?
same thing i do every night. tried to take over the world.

> 30. Favorite smell?

that foresty smell after a crazy trance party, or that deserty one. naaah, who'm i kidding? the smell of superbly roasted coffee.

> 31. Favorite TV show?

not that i watch tv, but firefly, prison break, invader zim, ed, beast wars

> 32. Happy in life?

when i get one, i'll let you know.

> 33. What are you afraid of?

failure. anuerism. freak accidents. being alone for the rest of my life.

> 34. Plain, buttered or salted popcorn?

tough call. i always make people wait while i decide.

> 35. Favorite car?
lambourghini diablo. simply the most stylish piece of machinery ever invented. that, and since it came out i lost interest in fancy cars.

> 36. Favorite flower?

thumper

> 37. Number of keys on your key ring?

2 weird keys for storage, about to drop that
one for work
3 for the base
1 for the temp apartment
2 trolley keys
a couple of random ones i can't bring myself to drop (don't remember what they're for)
a large bunch in my bag (ditto)

> 38. How many years at your current job?

.5, or 2, depending which one's being referred to

> 39. Favorite day of the week?

wow. EVERY day is my favourite day :S
it's a toss-up between thursday and friday.

> 40. What did you do on your last birthday?

i'd have to check my blog, and i think that's cheating.

> 41. How many cities have you lived in?

3: cape town, johannesburg (1 year, 1 year in god's toilet too many), ra'anana, herzliya, tel aviv

> 42. Do you make friends easily?

generally, yeah. and generally, people who i don't actually want to spend time with warm to me the quickest :(