days of our lives, ek se

i spoke to my mom when i got to work, and she told me to check my mail.

so i did. and have just heard the most rediculous story; and these are relatives of mine. the brother of my cousin who i visited last night has just discovered that his father hooked him up with a prostitute. and while investigating found out that he's quite involved as a high-class pimp.

at least, that's how it appears from the email that he posted. to makes things more interesting, the mail was sent to all sorts of well-to-do, highbrow relatives to inform them.

damn. and i thought having a prostitute for a sister (my younger sister's a literal crack-whore) and cousins (from the other side of the family) chased out of the country by the moroccans (weren't willing to pay protection money for their clubs) was bad enough.