time passes...

i haven't actually done any work yet... i'm finishing cleaning my apartment first. i've actually gotten around to it.

WOW. s'been a while.

i shaved today. not completely - i have a wossname - muttonchops. looks sharp and shiny. pity nobody will see it. i discovered a particularly nasty ingrown hair along the way, and spent about fifteen minutes surgically removing it with a needle and tweezers. i actually got down to that nasty gore level, painfully ripping soft tissue before finally getting the damn thing.

and the most disappointing part is that it was so damn TINY. like 5mm across.
FUCKER.

wow. that's, like, the deepest post yet. speaking of deep, i've been thinking of getting together with the mongoose and doing a comic that chronicles our lives in the army.