lonely at the top

i know what i want. i'm looking for someone my fighting weight, the problem being that i'm pretty damn heavy.

aside from her meeting my aesthetic requirements, which are totally unfair and probably unrealistic, i need a girl who can challenge me, surprise me, put up with my irrationality, take my snarkiness and temper in stride, and automatically translate my intended speech from the confusing mess that oft-times spills out.

i know what i want. she's an artist, off-beat and on-the-button, the kind of wit that demands attention in order to keep up.

i need her to be sophisticated, tactful, charming and elegant, and i need her to be able to turn it all off to join me in engaging in some of the finer things in life. i need a driven woman, motivated to make this world a better place and smart enough to have fun doing so.

i do know what i want. i just don't have a clue what i'm willing to settle for.