the dreams!

 i forgot about last night's dreams. nightmares, i mean.

the first dream i was trying to save my family from carjackers and kidnappers. my strategy was bad (in retrospect) but successful, only on the way home mr smear was driving on the freeway with me not yet in the car hanging on to an open door that was in the process of being ripped off backwards. when i finally managed to claw my way back into the car my family and the mongoose all tried to convince me that there was nothing wrong with driving on the freeway when one of the doors was still open.

the second dream ended with me trying to get massive fungus off my foot - like, a large mushroom was literally growing out of it - and ending up with literal holes and tunnels through my foot that i could see through. and there was a piece of my foot that i'd thought was part of the fungus but actually turned out to be a bionic plastic-mounted LED that was docked into my flesh.

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that reminds me, i woke up last week with an odd expression repeating in my mind: "you might be able to catch pizza, but you won't keep up with my racing ketchup".