the staycation: day two

last week was horrific. i'm calling it "seven days of retaliation" - based on sept jours du talion - but the only revenge was being taken on me for being an anxious chump by hundreds of micro-services and the onboarding of a new customer using new tech that hadn't been battle tested yet. i got to enjoy the first battle.

tuesday 9th:

the first two days were alright, and i was fine. it was going to be a corrective experience to my on-call nightmares when working for AWS. but my pager went off on tuesday morning at 3.30am, neither my team lead nor my line manager were available, and everything was on fire.

it turned out to be caused by a third party service that went down, and there was nothing we could do about it. by 9am, when the issue was finally resolved, i'd done a full day's work and i was tired. but that was just the beginning of my day.

after a quick visit to the clinic to "activate" my membership - i thought i'd done that weeks prior and they'd given me a card, so... - i napped for an hour or an hour and a half and then went to the office. everything was fine for an hour or two, then the pager went off again. and again. and again and again and again. a couple of us stayed until late putting a patch in place, which would let me sleep that night, but by the next morning the patch was rendered ineffective and my first cup of coffee was interrupted by another alarm.

wednesday 10th:

i tried not to stress. i tried not to freak out. but even after a night's sleep i was still shell-shocked. my brain was... sideways. i was a deer caught in the headlights and struggling to keep up with anything that was going on.

this was not quite the corrective experience i had been hoping for.

after a long day in the office with no much to show for it, i returned home, had a meal with my family, put my son to bed, then checked in to discover that we were experiencing another fire that had no alarm attached. that took me to midnight.

i'd been over the week for a while already.

thursday 11th:

another long, tedious but stressful day. the fix for the ongoing series of issues that had begun on tuesday was finally ready - or so we thought - but it was a thursday evening. israeli weeks run sunday to thursday, what we pulled the trigger on was the equivalent of deploying on a friday night.

we spent the next two hours "following" the deployment, not only monitoring but also making emergency changes directly via the console.

it wasn't pretty.

by the time we left it was long dark, and for the second time in the past couple of months i'd said good night to my boy over video chat, that might be the second time ever. i followed the graphed metrics for the next couple of hours, then said good night.

the weekend:

i woke up to a 2.22am message informing me that our operation had ultimately been a success. it was an immense relief, to be sure, but i spent the remaining two days of my shift on edge, constantly waiting for the next page and worried about somehow managing to put together all the handover documentation before going on leave on sunday.

i spent a large chunk of the weekend "housekeeping"; migrating a large quantity of my tasks and to do's and lists to notion. while doing so, i found a half-written rant on the implications of being overweight and i felt compelled to complete it as a medium article. i'm still waiting for the internet to turn me inside out and cancel me, but so far its performance is just mildly disappointing.

on friday morning we went to our cousin's mother's funeral. it was hot, and there wasn't a lot of shade. the eulogies were heartbreaking. the deceased's surviving husband's heartbreak was palpable.

sunday:

what was supposed to be my first day of vacation started at 6am with non-stop evidence gathering, reporting and documentation that last until our 2pm handover meeting. i informed everyone that although my leave is until the end of the week, i'll be seeing them on monday and not sunday.

nobody argued.

i spent the remainder of the day putting together a lego set that the mongoose had gifted to mr smear. lots of the pieces were missing. what ensued, while mr smear was enjoying his first playdate with our previous neighbour in ages, was gd and i obsessively sorting lego pieces in a hunt for what we could find, eventually being thwarted.

getting replacements off the lego website turned out to be a mission, not only are the parts expensive but they'd take a month to get here. we're going to try to get them from the store instead.

going out for falafel was a good idea.

yesterday:

we got up early and went to ikea. by the time we left ikea, i was frustrated and hangry. i don't like crowds in general, i detest holiday israeli crowds in particular. and salesman who talk shit to me after being condescending. and having to buy a not-great drill in order to pacify my wife when i could have borrowed a good one instead didn't improve my mood, either.

after a ten minute walk carrying a heavy shelf and a heavy bag we almost missed our train home.

...

gd made pancakes for breakfast. then we went out to pick up a sound bar.

it was hot outside.

we eventually returned home with the cheapest sound bar we could find. it seems really good. i spent the next while installing a shelf.

1. i used a level, and miraculously managed to get the shelf precisely along the pencil line. which was slightly off the level. so now that's going to irritate me forever.

2. i managed to get two fisher plugs in, for the other two i was unable to drill even half the distance i needed. i *think* it's stable enough, but i'm not 100% confident.

3. only after putting up the shelf and the projector and setting up the sound bar did i see how many power leads, adapters and cables we're missing.

in the evening we went to our cousin's shiva house for an hour or two.

we almost missed our bus home.

...

i'm tired.