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From: <chc>
Sent:2010-10-29 12:23:14
To: <my mother>
Cc:
Subject: Ticket urgency
Hello again <my mother>, I am not sure if you remember me.I am a friend
of <totalwaste>- you have helped me before with travel insurence. I am not
currently in south africa, but in
Norway and about to depart for Hong Kong. I arrive in hong kong on the
31st and was hoping that you would be able to mail me a temporary
reservation today for hongkong to bangkok.Its really urgent. I do not
know when i will be departing hongkong and didnt book a ticket out.. I
was just informed that I wont beable to enter hong kong if i dont have
a ticket departing hong kong.. I cant buy my ticket yet as I am
waiting on a friend to finalize her plans. As soon I know, then I can
buy a valid ticket.. in the meantime just to ensure that I am allowed
access into HongKong on sunday, please if you have time, could you
send me a Ticket for hongkong/Bangkok departing on the 25th of
november 2010 at any time and my name is <chc> and my
passport number is <number>. Just a one way please. If you could
email it today this would be greatly appreciated-thank you
kindly..Sorry to have left this to the last minute but i was certain
that I would beable to enter without a departing flight.. I am
hoping that you will beable to help my urgency based on that
information. Please its really important that I get this before day
end as my flight for Hongkong leaves tomorrow afternoon. I apologise
for the pressure, but as I did mention, as soon as i know my next
travel plans, then i shall book my flight with you. Oh and I am
currently travelling around the world and my next big trip will be
either to Australlia or to the States depending on a few logistics,
visas being one of them. I would need a ticket as well as travel
insurence. I normally book my tickets online, however i dont have a
personal travel agent to help me out when needed, so it would be great
to use you infuture..
Thank you
<chc>

holy shit. here's my response:

Hi <chc>! It's been a long time!

I want to be absolutely clear about this, so please bear with me until the end.

You are not my friend, and I don't believe you ever really were.

I find you to be a phenomenally selfish person and am horrified to discover that you would go so far as to put people you believe to be trusting of you so out of their way without so much as a thank you.

You are a liar, and a thief, and a spiritual leech, and I'm ashamed to have given you access to the email of someone I care about. Scratch that, I'm ashamed if I've given you access to anyone, whether I know them or not.

You disgust me. I really hope you get what's coming to you, because you've made enough other people miserable along the way.

Don't be in touch. Ever. Again.

PS. I know you're happy to "drop the ball" - I hope and pray, for you and everyone around you, that you come to understand that you really do deserve this email. You are not a good person.

Mom: I'm really sorry about this. If she sends you any further messages I will deal with them appropriately.