scooby doo

i've been saying it for many years: scooby doo is not a dog.

1. dogs can't talk
2. how many uncles and aunts do these kids have?
3. every notice how there's always an unmasking?

it's quite simple, and if you watch with the following in mind you will get everything, even wilma's completely disconnected bits of "evidence". in fact, especially wilma's completely disconnected bits of "evidence".

1. the mystery van hunts mysteries. whenever these kids take acid, they find them.
2. scooby doo is a guy who sees himself as a dog. having known someone like that (spot), that's not really very far fetched. i refuse to comment on his nephew scrappy.
3. daphne's the control - she's babysitting, playing along...
4. fred's fixated on red herring. or herrings. he's just like that.
5. whenever you're down... have a scooby sna... - a space cookie!

yeah, you know i'm right. watch it again - that's not for kids. it's almost as bad a the magic roundabout.