dreaming

i managed to get cat poop on the top of my foot and tried to find a functional bathroom in the giger-esque men's locker rooms to clean myself.

i was in a college dorm with a bunch of jewish friends when an ISIS-like terrorist group came in. i futilely tried to reason with them, but i knew they were going to attack and i did what i could to try and get everyone out. just as we found ourselves going head-to-head with them, a bunch of christian clowns (or something? some kind of performance troupe) unluckily found themselves between us and in the confusion the other two groups went one way and we went another.

a witch who kind of looked like bette midler was trying to come back to life but she needed to be kneaded into a kind of spaghetti and cooked into her original shape. her attempt was mostly succeeding just before i woke up.