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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

hito me bore


...because of my last comment

steve irwin 's dead?! WTF?! NO!!
"Why did it have to be Steve Irwin?" 11-year-old Daniel told Australian Associated Press.[link]
because he pokes animals, son.

this does raise an interesting question: does this make the bull ray the most dangerous animal around? nothing else managed to kill him...

today was a normal day in the army; well, unusual in that it was a normal day, but nevermind. except for lunch. i went to the bank, then had lunch (breakfast, really) with spot on dizengoff. that was far better than our mess hall, and we had a cute waitress serving us, which helped with the differentiation ;)

work has been interesting. that's a good thing ;)
the foxy girl (hence the title) just came back with coffee for me, so i thanked her in japanese... turns out the guy who works in her office is learning to speak as well! w00t! study partner!

our boss a little earlier, in all seriousness: "sicko's are our target market."
comforting ^_^

cute :)

Monday, December 24, 2018

merry christmas!

and to celebrate, our three-and-a-half-year-old hide-and-seek champion of 2018 had us all running around in circles and saw my brother-in-law get his hands really dirty-deep into the garbage, because he decided that hiding our car / house keys would be a fun thing to do. he even pretended to help us look for them!

i started today early, but not early enough to get everything done before meeting time; it was fine, though, and although it was a bit of a stressed morning i completed an important chunk of work by lunchtime before we headed to my sister's for christmas-eve lunch (is that a thing?)

the only real irritant of the day was that the handyman - for the second time - didn't pitch and didn't bother to get in touch to let me know:
professionalism: it's not just about doing the job well, and doing it on time. it's also about communicating properly with your clients. if you can't make an appointment, or you can't meet your deadline, and you don't let your client know in advance, it doesn't matter why you couldn't.

why is it so hard to find professionals these days? is there so much work going around that nobody needs the money anymore? i'm beginning to suspect that working as a handyman is far more lucrative than what i've been doing.


i must admit that i felt a wave of bitterness on arrival, not only is it unpleasant that nobody can be bothered to cater for the vegans and that even the basic things that should be safe for mr smear (who's deathly allergic to dairy) need to be checked again and again, but a couple of cousins were straight-up making fun of vegans and the sheer audacity of wilful ignorance is particularly frustrating when it comes from people you care about.

mr smear passed out just before we arrived but woke up on contact with the bed, and it took a long time (presumably when he hid my keys) before he was ready to come out and play. eventually i convinced him to get into the pool, though, with the help of my great-nephew's infectious water enthusiasm, and mr smear had so much fun that after however long - and we were in a long time - i had to drag him out fighting because he was shivering with cold.

the ride home was lovely, a beautiful sunset (at least, it was with my rose-tinted glasses) and the whole family screaming along to foo fighters hits, a peaceful evening and gd turning a potential online fight over identity politics into a really positive human reconnection.

i've spent some time trying to find an alternative to patreon - it seems subscribestar.com is the only real option - then posting this while deliberating over whether to crash early and wake early or try to make some more progress tonight. i'll probably crash.

the sudafed helped me with my sinuses all day, but wore off soon after getting mr smear to sleep (gd read to him about steve irwin and stephen hawking, it was really fun watching his eyebrows rise in wonder just before he dozed off).. still struggling...

anyway, all in all, it was a magic day. merry christmas!

Saturday, June 04, 2011

cut off

on the way to pick up mail i wrote a poem for the freedom poetry reading; from those good spirits i began fretting about the cost of being invited to weddings, and i calculated the amount for last night's just before opening the mailbox and finding the invitation for the next wedding in two weeks' time.

*heart sinks into wallet*

i was sitting in the shade, reading wired until class starts, when a tubby girl walked by with her friend and exclaimed: "it's so cold" as if it was the middle of winter, and she hadn't just stepped in from an overheated early morning. my brain did a small backflip.

first class wasn't too bad, but between first and second i waited for her sister's boyfriend and he kept telling me "be there in five"... that went on until i was almost late for class and he still hadn't shown up.

no matter how intriguing the second class was, i was so tired that i spent the last fifteen minutes fighting to keep my eyes open. i returned, naively, to wait for the guy again, and after twenty minutes with no communication decided it was time to go to work. at least i was kept company... although i was shocked to find out that both of them had no idea who steve irwin was. i've sent them this and this so that i can be understood when i repeat sentiments like these.

i ran into my old office to pick up my payslip and work for 20 minutes (yes, i did actually manage to do something useful), then i rushed off to just miss the bus back to campus and wait fifteen minutes in the searing heat.

the poetry reading: there were a couple of terrible readings, and a couple of awesome ones. one of the guys began by reciting a couple of famous quotes about freedom; this proved a perfect setup for what had been in my head for the last couple of hours: "freedom, baby, is never having to say you're sorry" (the other john milton).

i'd had trouble with the printing: the lab computer informed me that the printing would be six slides to a page, and actually threw out one per page. aside from the irritating waste of paper, it made it tough to flip through... so of the three poems i read, i left out the last lines of two of them. they were well received in spite of this... the band that played a few numbers in the middle - the one that i'd been irritated by because their singer has a shitty voice and their lyrics are terrible - asked me if i'd be interested in writing and singing.

i'm not sure how flattering that is, but it might be better than nothing...

i had to leave early in the midst of a fantastic reading; we'd gone over time (the aforementioned band abused lots of repetition) and pg and i were headed to a wedding. i met her outside, stressed about time and anxious in general and irritated at, oh, the whole world (sleep deprivation can do that to me), and a few short sentences spiralled through a curt argument to both of us literally screaming at the roof. unfortunately, the catharsis only worked on me and she was still annoyed afterwards. i do so hate proving calvin (i think it's from calvin and hobbes) right: the best way to get rid of a bad mood is to give it to someone else.

the wedding was in a really beautiful place, the general setup was great and the music was quite fun. the gimmicks were cool, especially the giant polar bears dancing with us. i had quite a lot to drink. i knew very few people, and those i did know from the army i didn't have much to say to. pg's ex was there, and so was one of the rollerblading group's jerks, so we didn't have much to do with them either...

pg asked me at some stage if i would have gone to the wedding if not with her, and the truth is i don't know.

pg drove us home, i with my eyes glued to my ipod. disgusting.

we both went straight to bed, and i slept wonderfully except for two things:
1. waking up in the middle of the night with stiff legs and feet, and lying in agony for a while before i eventually couldn't take it anymore and got up to stretch.
2. waking up early to say goodbye to my tenant.

---

i'm disappointed. these girls have been staying in my apartment for two months and i've been compensated with one month's rent. i've barely seen them because i haven't had time to party, and standing outside my apartment for forty-five minutes waiting for them to arrive when they were already inside (due to a very badly worded sms) sucked. even that was excusable, though. we said our goodbyes, and they were off... then i discovered that i'd been left with a sink full of disgusting dishes and a fridge with unrecognizable leftovers, bottles of weird shit in the entrance and... the cake that was supposed to be a thank-you gift, with two slices taken out.

one of the girls asked me how much i want for my apartment, and when i told her she gave me this knowing look and said, "okay, now the realistic price?"
this is the same girl who wanted me to pretend to be a dj to get better parking at the independence day party. she didn't understand what i meant when i told her i don't like to lie: "it's not a lie, it's a game. you have to play the game!"

not really.

the neighbour asked me if i've moved, and his interest suddenly inspired me. what if i rent him my pad (at the price i want), on condition that he allows the building inspector into the apartment he's in now - the completely illegitimate apartment converted from what should be our bomb shelter?

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i checked that my pc's operational and moved a round of discs and books.

i had a cup of coffee, then went out for pre-training lunch with pg. the hooting on the way was insane, one idiot making me so angry that i could comfortably imagine removing him from the species. not good for my nerves.

after lunch, pg and i took a second round of discs and books. after some basic tidying, i went to taekwondo. upsetting the bus driver by crossing the road in front of him - i didn't think he'd stop for me, so when he did i just walked on by... then the security guard at the mall pissed me off by over-checking my bag. the campus security do it to me as well - i do not look like a terrorist. i don't see what all the excitement is about.

[tone changes on account of pg being upset that it's taking me so long]

training killed me. i had fun. the first sit-ups that i've done in over a year were painful. we finished an hour earlier than i expected. i was broken, so after a shower i passed out for an hour. pg woke me up for dinner, then we took the dog for a walk before handling a third round - bringing one of my bookshelves.

that was hard work.

we then did a fourth round, taking apart my pc and bringing across my desk (and playstation).

since we got back (and showered, it's hot and sweaty moving) i've been trying to write this, but constant distractions (mostly from pg) have made it slow going...