sanity for sale

and i was thinking about an alternative ebay, free of legal obligations, for the auction of illicit goods (such as security flaws, and prostitution).

and something about safes that bite.

i've been walking in a strange dream the last few months. i have so much to do, and the only inclinations i have tend towards sleep, and other bedsport. and damaging things. and people.

to break out of my cage. to tear apart my leash.

to anyone who can afford my sanity: i'm open for bidding.