Tuesday, June 05, 2012

the big 40-0

today, we celebrated a milestone in the earth's history: we are so pathetic about conservation.
accordingly, i felt *extra* special every time i passed someone parked with their engine running. i'd like to personally thank the entire middle east for always endeavouring to terraform the planet by totally giving a fuck.
"listen earth, you got cut down on the humans. if your co2 levels keep rising, you're going to lose antarctica, and most of holland.
and you don't want that now do you?

"do you have any backup plan?"
"a plan? what for?" - scrapper
i don't think we need all those extra degrees, it'd be like soylent green. speaking of which, that could present us with a solid preventative measure. and vegans are one of the best sources of B12...

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