i can't believe i've kept forgetting to post this: thursday night, as i walked out the building, i looked in the direction of the security guard. he was just returning to his seat... wearing no pants. i shit you not, like we all suspect the newsdesk readers of doing, he was sitting there wearing his security shirt and a pair of boxers.
back to today:
i had a fairly good start to the morning. most of the day just sort of dribbled by. nothing really interesting happened. aside from the dude really pissing me off - he aggravates me anyway, but having somebody sidle up to me pointing and singing: "you're from south africa, and i'm not; you have AIDS, and i don't" in that childish sing-song voice that little children use, while constantly tapping my leg...
i never liked the playground as a kid. i don't really enjoy it as an adult.
i was exhausted during the afternoon. it didn't help that one of the civilian women in our section just came back from europe, and was handing out superb chocolate. i sat there, feet up on my desk, daydreaming about coming back to sa...
and just as i was leaving the office, a girl called looking for someone else. we had a really interesting conversation - this whole "meeting girls on the phone" thing is getting to be a truly odd habit.
the bus to work tonight was packed, and i was squished into one of the doors with my oversized bag. the doors on the extended busses are automatic, and they detected my bag and refused to close. the bus driver shouted at me, but there wasn't anywhere to go (this went on for a few stops), and then some elderly woman began calling "soldier! soldier!", while pointing exaggeratedly behind her. yes. i *KNOW* it's the bag. are you offering me your seat? no? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!
it's been 2.5 years already (i think, too lazy to check). tonight i finally watched my last two fights. they're bloody hysterical - some parts i'm filled with pride, some with shame... i'm fairly confident i've improved since then :P
lesbians?!?!
WHAT?!
AFTER ALL THAT?!
NOOOOO!!!
*groan*
*slaps forehead*
[1]that reminds me - he's a tad annoyed about me seeing clerks 2 without him. maybe this news is his obscene and evil form of revenge.
bummer
whoops!
vote for colbert!
could you please do me a favour and show that "nice" person a certain south african custom involving some petrol and a tire?
ReplyDeletepretty please...
people like thatreally annoy me. apart from the fact that they make darwin seem like a liar, they also make my hands itch.
the worst part is, he came into our office again this morning. some of my teammates were shocked by the way i treated him... the ones that know him were smiling proudly.
ReplyDeleteunfortunately, the kid's still enjoying his company, so i can't get rid of him completely :S